Mittens Portugal

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  1. Lisbon airport.

  2. Kayla shows her disapproval of Turkish Pepper.

  3. The Sintra valley, below all those trees.

  4. First sighting of the house.

  5. Vertical pigeons.

  6. The top floor of the house, somehow also on street level.

  7. The local street market had an... interesting selection.

  8. Home of the pigeons.

  9. Moorish castle.

  10. Sintra.

  11. The towel in the tree was a gift from the previous renters.

  12. This cock would not shut up.

  13. Home of the chickens.

  14. The elusive lizard.

  15. Checking out the pool.

  16. A more typical view of the Moorish castle.

  17. The castle at night.

  18. The towel game begins.

  19. The infamous towel game - eventually won by a contested (cheating) method.

  20. Pool shenanigans.

  21. Tamara gives Berian a dinosaur tramp stamp.

  22. Cook for 1 hour.

  23. The would-be first event in the Mittolympics had they taken place.

  24. Old-school door bell.

  25. The best graffiti in Sintra.

  26. Sadly we never went to the Karate Kid museum.

  27. Pool toys purchased.

  28. Bernhard does his best Kim Dotcom impression.

  29. Berian shows off his tramp stamp.

  30. "You are here."

  31. Climbing the tower.

  32. The Initiation Well.

  33. Berian closes the Tomb Raider door...

  34. ...then desperately tries to claw his way out.

  35. Top of the well.

  36. Charge!

  37. Superhero bunny!

  38. The famous boob statue.

  39. Garden entrance.

  40. The gardens.

  41. Closer look at the Moorish castle.

  42. The plan ahead.

  43. Soap bubbles and cigarettes.

  44. Soap bubble in action.

  45. Berian and Marko ace the Moorish quiz.

  46. The Moorish castle was apparently run by cats.

  47. View from the castle, with an appearance of our house in the bottom right.

  48. Another view of the house - it's the one with the pool.

  49. No house this time.

  50. So many stairs.

  51. So many goddamn stairs.

  52. The source of the illumination.

  53. Bernhard his usual cheery self :D

  54. So close, but yet so far away.

  55. More stairs.

  56. The town palace.

  57. Arjon in his typical pose.

  58. "Here's Disco!"

  59. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

  60. Incontrovertible proof that there really was a mad cat in the house.

  61. Master chefs.

  62. The fake Golden Gate bridge.

  63. So happy.

  64. Lisbon from the park.

  65. Picnic in the park.

  66. Oslo!

  67. The rebel leader explains his plan.

  68. Traitor theorising.

  69. Paparazzi hiding in the bushes.

  70. Berian explains how to use a bidet.

  71. Berian reaches in to teach the proper way to open a beer: with anything but your teeth.

  72. Success!

  73. General milling around. Typical Mittens activity.

  74. Demo night. I feel like I've seen this game before.

  75. Cat's hiragana game makes another appearance.

  76. Arjon shows off his background blitz app.

  77. And his mod of The Art of Dying.

  78. The game in action.

  79. The Mittens quiz prizes lined up.

  80. Petter signs Marko's "Samaritan's Paradox" quiz prize.

  81. Abby is displeased with the Turkish Pepper.

  82. The hat game begins.

  83. Probably "Elton John".

  84. Berian's charade of "Lord Byron", obviously.

  85. I have no idea.

  86. "Freddie Mercury", I think.

  87. Another "Freddie Mercury".

  88. "Henry Ford"

  89. Again, I have no idea.

  90. Capturing the sounds of the tram.

  91. The exciting, and noisy, tram ride to the beach.

  92. Every house in Porugal appears to have bathroom tiles on the outside.

  93. Berian shows off his heart shaped sun peel.

  94. Berian is the first one in.

  95. And the first one out.

  96. General milling around at the beach.

  97. Kayla vs the sea.

  98. The sea won.

  99. Berian shows how dangerous the rocky beach is.

  100. The rocks in question.

  101. The castle is lit and so are you, +25 points.

  102. Everyone is excited for 1KBWC.

  103. This artwork was worth a thousand points.

  104. Proof.

  105. The hat game again. Tamara is possibly miming "Richard Nixon".

  106. Berian does his best kiddie fiddler charade.

  107. Only Friday was fully conquered.

  108. 1KBWC

  109. 1KBWC

  110. 1KBWC

  111. 1KBWC

  112. CJ finally got to buy his Sintra tourist tat.

  113. Farewells.